i am so sorry. i was not expecting anybody. - it's move-in day. - oh, wow, okay. pointing fingers already. not a good start to our relationship. hope you don't mind, i already kinda laid claim to this squadrent. - that's great, 'cause i got the microwave, and i'll just put it there, so-- - sick. i love popcorn, so-- [knock on door] - hey. greetings, earthlings. anders holmvik, resident advisor. - hi, i'm blake. - blake. - what's up? i'm adam. demamp. - uh, you play sports. - swim team. - so no? - [laughs] sorry, that was-- that was a funny one. - oh, yeah? that's funny? you know what's not funny? burning alive in the middle of the night because you don't know your microwave just caught on fire. microwaves, not allowed in the dorm. so i'll be taking this, because i'm your r.a. - hey, no, i didn't mean all that. come on, man, just gimme a break. - there are no breaks in college! oh, hey, hey, hey! cut it out! pull those up! - i'm sorry, i was so close to finishing when you came in, initially. - you're lucky i don't write you up. all right, you two are on my s-[bleep]-[bleep]-t list.